Vandemonium and CreativityTakesCourage
Welcome to our collection of Short Stories and Politically Incorrect Humour
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I shushed Michael to silence when I saw my home number come up as the incoming caller on my cell and lay back near naked on our hotel room bed. He gave me a little-boy-denied-a-sweetie look.
“Dave, darling, I was just about to ring you. I got into bed and just had to hear your voice again before I went to sleep.” Read More …
I STOPPED MID-MOTION while putting the garbage from the aftermath of the barbecue in the bin. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up and something akin to a cold shiver washed over me from head to toe. This wasn’t the first time. In fact, it happened every time I had a déjà vu experience. This one was a subset of those experiences. I called it jokingly, déjà poo: the strong feeling that this shit had happened before. I paused to analyse this feeling of familiarity. Read More …
“Thanks for coming, sis. Are the kids okay?”
“Yes, they’re fine, Sarah. Mick is looking after them. They were sound asleep when I left.” Read More …
Dear Diary. Yippee, Dave finally proposed to me today. On Valentine’s Day, of all times, the romantic great lump. Read More …
Sonya looked at the retreating back of her husband and couldn’t supress a smile. Her scratch plan had worked brilliantly. She now had at least four hours to do what she’d dreamt of for the last two months. Completely free from restriction. Unbridled. It was going to be sooo good. Read More …
“Nice to meet you on such a happy occasion, Mr. Brown. I’m Doctor Simms. I believe you’ve been dealing with Doctor Smith until now. She’s on a sabbatical in Europe at the moment.” Read More …
“Mr. David Brown. You have pled guilty to the two counts you were charged with. Is there anything you would like to say before I pass sentence upon you?” Read More …
Hiya. Dave’s the name and I’d like to tell you a little story of why I’m sitting in my kitchen at 2.30PM on a weekday when I would normally be at work. Read More …
Jane walked into the house Sunday night after her weekend away. Read More …
Join the army. Travel the world. Meet lots of interesting people, then kill them. Read More …