UBER LUCKY
JESUS BLOODY CHRIST! How does Lexie sleep through this night after night?
“Yes! Oh God, yes! Fuck me, Randy. Fuck me!”
Of course, he’d have to have a name like Randy.
Vandemonium and CreativityTakesCourage
Welcome to our collection of Short Stories and Politically Incorrect Humour
JESUS BLOODY CHRIST! How does Lexie sleep through this night after night?
“Yes! Oh God, yes! Fuck me, Randy. Fuck me!”
Of course, he’d have to have a name like Randy.
It’s a cliché I know, but I really had felt my jaw drop at Michael’s last statement. Read More …
“Dave knows about us, John. He confronted me this morning. Said that one of his friends saw us out at that restaurant last night.” Read More …
Hi, my name is Dave and rather than physically describe myself I thought I would detail what I believe in. That way you should get an idea of what sort of guy I am. Read More …
“Mr. David Brown. You have pled guilty to the two counts you were charged with. Is there anything you would like to say before I pass sentence upon you?” Read More …
A confusing start and a convoluted end. That’s how, in its immediate aftermath, I saw my affair. Read More …
“ARE YOU SERIOUS? What about all your lectures to Shaun and me about not taking matters into our own hands? About violence not being the answer? Or about two wrongs not making a right?” Read More …
I RECLINED ON THE chaise, shaded by a huge umbrella, beer in hand. The only thing separating the motel from the beach was a small stretch of lawn shaded by palm trees and an in-ground pool. Both were inviting and the weather was warm, but I was oblivious to the appeal of either. Read More …
GOD, HOW I WISHED I never got around to building my wife, Claire, the bookcase she’d been nagging me for ever since we’d moved into the old Federation cottage. The cottage she fell in love with and just had to have when we were finally financial enough to upgrade from our apartment to a house. Read More …
“His pulse has been slowly rising for the last half an hour and he’s twitched a few times. I think he’s coming around.” Read More …